Our asses + Follies = Shaved
I must have had a lot of paint fumes stagnating in my house. I remembered being back home over break and my mom had saved several issues of the police report. I blame Paxton for not having a sence of humor and his head perpetually shoved deep into the ends of his digestive track. CLASSICLY AWESOME police reports! Not made up! Here is the picks of the litter:
A person called to report her mailbox was hit for the third time. She wanted something done before it happened a fourth time.
An individual reported someone was shooting darts at his residence.
A person called to report that 3 young boys had crawed in her window. She chased them away but they left a car behind.
A person called and reported kids were hitting their car with their bikes.
An anonymous caller reported a subject was going out to the reservoir...to FISH!!! DUN DUN DUNNNNNN!!!
A person called to request an officer to report someone messing with a door.
-A person called and reported their neighbor had small kids in their house.
I think these are a lot better then paxton's picks. Although some of his are decent, these will strengthen them.
A person called to report her mailbox was hit for the third time. She wanted something done before it happened a fourth time.
An individual reported someone was shooting darts at his residence.
A person called to report that 3 young boys had crawed in her window. She chased them away but they left a car behind.
A person called and reported kids were hitting their car with their bikes.
An anonymous caller reported a subject was going out to the reservoir...to FISH!!! DUN DUN DUNNNNNN!!!
A person called to request an officer to report someone messing with a door.
-A person called and reported their neighbor had small kids in their house.
I think these are a lot better then paxton's picks. Although some of his are decent, these will strengthen them.
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