Police Blotter
Im goin to yell at Paxton to give us more. But here is a taste of what he has given us. Im goin to tell him to just give us ALL that he has. If he can. Ones with *'s are ones he likes.
A person advised that there was ababy raccoon with a bunch of kids around it. The raccoon was removed.
An individual reported a ferrett was at her house. Animal control responded and too the animal to the clinic.
***An officer was flagged down by a person who reported seeing a dead bird in an alley and was concerned about West Nile virus.
***A citizen reported that there was a car that was on the detour road and a male subject was holding down a female subject. Officers responded and reported that they were tickling each other and then they were pushing the car back to town as they were out of gas.
Library employee called to report a man acting strangely (in the fiction section.)
***A citizen called in reference to someone putting a Christmas tree on his lawn. He advised that he is allergic to them and he has a fake one.
An individual came to the law center in reference to someone throwing cherries at them. They did not want to press charges.
***A citizen called to advise of a dog disrupting a yard sale.
***A citizen reported that smoke was coming out of her neighbor's apartment. An officer responded, along with the fire and ambulance crews and reported that her neighbor had burnt her toast.
***A person called about a car that was sitting in front of a local residence. A girl in the car was yelling into a phone. An officer stopped the vehicle and found that everything was okay. (Saturday Night Live's Loud Family?)
An individual reported a female was window surfing out of a vehicle around the high school.
A caller advised that someone was asleep on the front porch of a house. An officer responded and told him to go inside.
A citizen called and reported that someone had written on her car.
***A caller reported two people going through a dumpster. Last time they did this, they left trash all over the place.
***A person reported that someone had thrown his mail on the ground and stolen his mailbox.
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I have a couple in my car. Ill post em later
A person advised that there was ababy raccoon with a bunch of kids around it. The raccoon was removed.
An individual reported a ferrett was at her house. Animal control responded and too the animal to the clinic.
***An officer was flagged down by a person who reported seeing a dead bird in an alley and was concerned about West Nile virus.
***A citizen reported that there was a car that was on the detour road and a male subject was holding down a female subject. Officers responded and reported that they were tickling each other and then they were pushing the car back to town as they were out of gas.
Library employee called to report a man acting strangely (in the fiction section.)
***A citizen called in reference to someone putting a Christmas tree on his lawn. He advised that he is allergic to them and he has a fake one.
An individual came to the law center in reference to someone throwing cherries at them. They did not want to press charges.
***A citizen called to advise of a dog disrupting a yard sale.
***A citizen reported that smoke was coming out of her neighbor's apartment. An officer responded, along with the fire and ambulance crews and reported that her neighbor had burnt her toast.
***A person called about a car that was sitting in front of a local residence. A girl in the car was yelling into a phone. An officer stopped the vehicle and found that everything was okay. (Saturday Night Live's Loud Family?)
An individual reported a female was window surfing out of a vehicle around the high school.
A caller advised that someone was asleep on the front porch of a house. An officer responded and told him to go inside.
A citizen called and reported that someone had written on her car.
***A caller reported two people going through a dumpster. Last time they did this, they left trash all over the place.
***A person reported that someone had thrown his mail on the ground and stolen his mailbox.
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I have a couple in my car. Ill post em later
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