Today in Horrible Ironies

Meet Betty Unger. She suffers from horrible allergies. All kinds of allergies, ever since she was a child. She suffers them today in her adult life. She can't stand to be around cats for more than a few seconds, and the winter is the only time she doesn't suffer hayfever. The worst of it all: she can do nothing for her allergies, even though medicines exist.

Why?

Because she's allergic to allergy medicine!


It's like a bad episode of the twilight zone.