The devil had sex with a dog that was your mother and now you want to kill women because they have the organs you lack
Its damn bright in our lobby. This is due to the position of the sun and our lobby, bathing it in bright, headache inducing light. Arrgh. So fuckin bright!!!
Last night I was dragged to a party. I wish I woulda been drugged into the party, but thats besides the point. I wasnt goin to drink until I bragged my way into playing 7 Degrees of Bacon. Then someone made me a "Tornado" which involved Grey Goose, Cap'n, and Hawaiian Punch. And from then on? I dont quite remember. I do recall screaming out the window how I had correctly linked Gandalf to Bacon. Names included Bill Murray and Jon Stewart.
Why the fuck does the insert and number lock buttons exist? Its a damn annoyance to click in a sentence and begin correcting, only to realize that youve written over 2/3 of what you had before. And fucking typing in numbers on the keypad only to have the type cursor move all over the f'ing place.
And tonite: im memorizin the script...hopefully.
Last night I was dragged to a party. I wish I woulda been drugged into the party, but thats besides the point. I wasnt goin to drink until I bragged my way into playing 7 Degrees of Bacon. Then someone made me a "Tornado" which involved Grey Goose, Cap'n, and Hawaiian Punch. And from then on? I dont quite remember. I do recall screaming out the window how I had correctly linked Gandalf to Bacon. Names included Bill Murray and Jon Stewart.
Why the fuck does the insert and number lock buttons exist? Its a damn annoyance to click in a sentence and begin correcting, only to realize that youve written over 2/3 of what you had before. And fucking typing in numbers on the keypad only to have the type cursor move all over the f'ing place.
And tonite: im memorizin the script...hopefully.
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