MMMbop. Dup ba doo wop.
Damn it! I forgot to watch the elephant show!
I really dig the puppets, especially the one with the mighty mustache. If I had that thing he'd follow me everywhere. He'd be My Buddy—except that his hair wouldn't fall out like the real My Buddy, because he doesn't have any hair.
Did you ever think about how weird My Buddy was? It was basically a love doll for kids. It was a life-size fake person that you played with instead of fucked. But . . . you didn't really play with him. What the hell were you supposed to do with that thing, anyway? I could carve a better Battletoads partner out of Amish's left buttock.
I am in the final stages of a turkey/pepperoni/munster sammich. It's good.
I gave Sarah the Adventures of Pete and Pete (Vol. 2!) for V-Day, and so last night was treated to such classic episodes as
The Call (featuring a telephone worker who looks JUST LIKE ANDY'S FATHER)
Time Tunnel
and
The Halloween Episode
Let me cut back to Battletoads here for a second. I know Dave will disparage me for this, but I could never pass the speeder bike level—which basically means, I could hardly get into the game. I was fine with the initial fights, then with the rapelling and the crows, but once I mounted that bike—done. Done! Done and over! The ambulance has lost its wheel. Anybody fare any better?
I really dig the puppets, especially the one with the mighty mustache. If I had that thing he'd follow me everywhere. He'd be My Buddy—except that his hair wouldn't fall out like the real My Buddy, because he doesn't have any hair.
Did you ever think about how weird My Buddy was? It was basically a love doll for kids. It was a life-size fake person that you played with instead of fucked. But . . . you didn't really play with him. What the hell were you supposed to do with that thing, anyway? I could carve a better Battletoads partner out of Amish's left buttock.
I am in the final stages of a turkey/pepperoni/munster sammich. It's good.
I gave Sarah the Adventures of Pete and Pete (Vol. 2!) for V-Day, and so last night was treated to such classic episodes as
The Call (featuring a telephone worker who looks JUST LIKE ANDY'S FATHER)
Time Tunnel
and
The Halloween Episode
Let me cut back to Battletoads here for a second. I know Dave will disparage me for this, but I could never pass the speeder bike level—which basically means, I could hardly get into the game. I was fine with the initial fights, then with the rapelling and the crows, but once I mounted that bike—done. Done! Done and over! The ambulance has lost its wheel. Anybody fare any better?
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