WAKAHOACHI TEXAS

Yes, that is a real town in Texas, with real texans in it. I actually spoke with one of them today.

So, I think Tim is going to be driving the rest of us around on St. Paddy's eve, provided that we supply him a snazzy 'limo driving' cap.

So what the hell is everyone doing this weekend? As it stands I'm probably going to have to resign myself to a weekend of playing Mario Kart at Heidi's and resisting Amish's attempts to get me to drink. So, in other words, I'll probably be having sex with Heidi, and drinking with Amish this weekend.

Please, someone, save me from this aweful fate!