Saturday, April 17, 2004
Kill Bill Volume 2....BADASS
Kill Bill volume 2 was seen by me today. HOLY SHIT ON A FUCKING FLAMING GOLDEN STICK is nt worthy to describe my shock and awe of this movie. Bill is like Bil. Thats the only spoiler I will say. The movie is badass. You all HAVE to go see it. But see the 1st one cuz youll be lost if you dont.

Has anyone heard of the Dim Mak, or the Art of Pressure Point Fighting? It harbors the FIVE FINGER DEATH ATTACK, a very disturbing and powerful Shaolin attack that is not publically displayed and not openly taught. Why? It uses pressure points to induce a very light, weakly painful attack. However...the victim dies days later from a heart attack that is inflicted with the blow. The heart isnt the only thing that can be affected: the liver, digestive track, even the spine can be destroyed with this attack. Why do I bring this up? Tom was talking about action flix and mentioned one called KISS OF THE DRAGON. Which is one of these pressure points. Oh, and mebbe 3 of 5 kung fu movies have such an attack. Its all very true shit. So I figure that Ill learn this black art and enter fighting tournaments as Hobo King. Then I can be all like "Are you OOOOOKAY!!!" and "GET IN THE CAR" and "MY LEGS ARE A BROKEN!!" and "SURE YOU CAN!" and the infamous art of Down, DownForward, Forward-Punch.

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