"It was a drive-by ass ramming!"

Tonite I participated in 16 man Halo again. But instead of being in one area, we had 4 XBOXs spewn across 3 floors via the school network. I switched and went to another room from my usual Haloans. We played from about 11 my time till about 4. The only reason we quit was because the last match became Capture the Flag on SideWinder. Sidewinder, for you all who dont know, is a fucking huge ass level. Its bigger than Scrote's colon. The biggest problem with the last match was the other team got all the sniper rifles and all the ammo and all the armor and the vehicles so getting across the level took 5 minutes and then getting killed made those 5 minutes in vain. It got to the point of angry fustration in our room. So we accidentally started shooting each other in our room. Then we started shooting our teammates when we spawned. Then it just got ridiculously ludicrus. The best part of our self destruction was when we had 3 Ghosts and a warthog crammed into the flag base and "somehow" it became a demo derby of death. There were bodies everywhere! It ended up us having over 200 deaths each, most from betrayals. Our teammates in the other room quit out and came in, being all fucking anal and bitchy. "If you want to play fag ass games like that, fuck you! We want to play serious!" "Youre lil faggity team killing is fucking immature" "Grow up, you ass fuckers! Play serious" and several other fucking pig raping statements like that. ITS A FUCKING GAME!!! They werent too far away from beatin our asses. Seriously, playing violent games and having to win seriously makes people violent and full of testosterone filled rage... Whatever. The main agressor Jay looks like Tommy from Power Rangers, so Im sure hes had his share of ass penetration. So if any of you get anal about losing at a game, remember this little piece of Dave advice: "Fuck off. Its a game."

Wes: Sorry about all that. Send our reguards and hopes.
Andy: Army baaaaaaaaaad. Mediocre jobs gooooood! No turning back from it!
Tim: WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?!?!?!??!? We miss you! Im carrying your child!!!