Savory chicken . . . tasty greens

Has anyone talked to Ryan within the past week? I think the Great Whites finally got him. We're getting to that point where we need to know if he's in the Follies. Jeff Caudill has spoken with him a couple times, but says that they haven't really gotten anything accomplished.

There's a pretty good story about a flying carpet discovery hoax on Museum of Hoaxes (link under my name to the right . . . bitch).

Dave, ever email Paxton?