Gonzo in the Hizouse
I was just thinking about Gonzo. What a weird character. Wiry blue bastard with a cucumber of a nose.
Any plans for Thanksgiving (I was awfully tempted to write ‘Thanksgizzle’ there, but just couldn’t)? I’m gonna be in town Wednesday night through Friday afternoon, and then I am being secreted away by an underground steamer that travels on subterranean lakes, to Alyssa’s grandparents. So the main question is: will Goathead be around? Will Wes? Will Bil? Will Kelly? Will Ryan? Dave is lost somewhere in the middle of Africa.
This morning I woke up at four after having a horrible, horrible dream that someone’s attack dolphin almost got me. It popped out of this little hole in the yard, and had big ol fucking dolphin fangs. Its sonar blast was a warning. It really was pretty damn scary.
Then I woke up and thought for certain that the world had ended. But CNN.com told me that the only important news was something about fossils indicating an earlier presence of humans in N. America (?? who knows, it was 4 am) than previously thought. So after checking the closet and the shower for space invaders, dolphins, or both in one, I went back to bed. Which is to say, I went back to the pile of blankets and dirty clothes in the center of my living room.
Any plans for Thanksgiving (I was awfully tempted to write ‘Thanksgizzle’ there, but just couldn’t)? I’m gonna be in town Wednesday night through Friday afternoon, and then I am being secreted away by an underground steamer that travels on subterranean lakes, to Alyssa’s grandparents. So the main question is: will Goathead be around? Will Wes? Will Bil? Will Kelly? Will Ryan? Dave is lost somewhere in the middle of Africa.
This morning I woke up at four after having a horrible, horrible dream that someone’s attack dolphin almost got me. It popped out of this little hole in the yard, and had big ol fucking dolphin fangs. Its sonar blast was a warning. It really was pretty damn scary.
Then I woke up and thought for certain that the world had ended. But CNN.com told me that the only important news was something about fossils indicating an earlier presence of humans in N. America (?? who knows, it was 4 am) than previously thought. So after checking the closet and the shower for space invaders, dolphins, or both in one, I went back to bed. Which is to say, I went back to the pile of blankets and dirty clothes in the center of my living room.
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