I am an English muffin

The list is getting longer.

What list? The list of people who are going to be in Albia tonight.

Lets check the list...

Where they are tonight:
Andy: Albia

Bill: Albia

Kelly: Albia

Tim: Albia

Ryan: Albia

Amish: Albia (where the hell else would he be?)

Dave: Denver (Like the rail-humping whore that he is!)

Mau: Somewhere in Colorado (She might be humping rails...we have no conclusive evidence.)

Grrt: Albia (He was recently spotted humping the shit out of some poor rail.)

Heather: Her mom's house. Where she will be subjected to hours of Fox programming.

Karl: Chariton, doing whatever it is that married people do.

Kenny: Albia...pretty sure

Kevin: Albia (Will he be working tonight? What a mind-blowing question.)

Martin: Don't know for sure. Could go either way with him.

Shawk: Lovilla, right? No? Okay, don't know.

Wes: Lovilla/Albia (If he's not, I'll have a full tank of gas that says he WILL BE!)

Did I miss anyone? Good.

So...Halo 2? Show of hands?

Okay...I'm not seeing many hands for that.

Pounding some "Rock the Goose"?

Maybe one or two there.

Humping some sweet rail?

You people are sick....