WARNING!!!
THIS IS A WARNING TO ALL THE GEEKS IN THE GREATER DES MOINES AREA
If you plan to attend the midnight showing of Star Wars Episode III at the Ankeny Theatre: KEEP YOUR FUCKING MOUTH SHUT!!!
Occasional cheering and gasps of amazement will be acceptable. However, any attempts to make running commentary, discuss important plot points, or flaunt your knowledge of Star Wars in any verbal form will be met with a severe (and creative) ass whipping.
For instance: If you were to say, "Oh my gosh, Yoda just totally got zapped with force lightning! I can't believe it." You will be shot with a tazer.
Or, if you feel the need to let us know that "this is the part where Mace Windu warns Obi-Wan that Palpatine can't be trusted." You will be beaten with a mag light and maced in the eyes.
Punishments will be inventive, painful, and often fatal.
You have been warned.
ps If you happen to be those little bastards that sat behind us during X-Men 2 and I see you anywhere near Ankeny tomorrow night; I'm going to hang you from a bridge, by your balls, using fishing twine.
You fucks.
If you plan to attend the midnight showing of Star Wars Episode III at the Ankeny Theatre: KEEP YOUR FUCKING MOUTH SHUT!!!
Occasional cheering and gasps of amazement will be acceptable. However, any attempts to make running commentary, discuss important plot points, or flaunt your knowledge of Star Wars in any verbal form will be met with a severe (and creative) ass whipping.
For instance: If you were to say, "Oh my gosh, Yoda just totally got zapped with force lightning! I can't believe it." You will be shot with a tazer.
Or, if you feel the need to let us know that "this is the part where Mace Windu warns Obi-Wan that Palpatine can't be trusted." You will be beaten with a mag light and maced in the eyes.
Punishments will be inventive, painful, and often fatal.
You have been warned.
ps If you happen to be those little bastards that sat behind us during X-Men 2 and I see you anywhere near Ankeny tomorrow night; I'm going to hang you from a bridge, by your balls, using fishing twine.
You fucks.
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