Goats and Lemurs and Old Ladies Getting Run Over

I was crowned King of Ireland the other night. I don't know if anyone knew about it. There seems to be some confusion over my name. People don't realize I'm a person and not actually a goat. So some news sites are claiming that a wild mountain goat was crowned king of Ireland, but of course that's obsurd.



Scientists have recently discovered Mr. Christopher's cousin. I like to call him blinky.


Some old dude ran over his wife, twice. She survived, dispite her old age and the fact that she had been run over, twice! I have a feeling it might have been attempted murder, but I guess we'll never know.