I have sad news.
Yesterday around 9:45, our friend Bastardo! died in a horrible explosion that comsumed not only him, but many many others in a move that can only be said was heroic.
At the time though, Bastardo! was not at his own facilities, and under the control of an ancient computer construct that had implanted itself inside of him. In an accidental move, he and a traveling companion went from the frying pan to the fire, and probably would have been burned to death by dragons had he not (by the constructs instructions) drawn down power from their transportation cube (huge cube, like an office building with no way in) and overloading the thing, causing it to explode and destroy the shadow they had been in.
Moments before the cube detonated, the construct copied itself and buggered away. It is unharmed and residing in a droid body now.
Sorry Tim, Bastardo! is gone. But remember him for the bum he was. And that he took a lot of confused, innocent beings and evil dragons with him in a blinding flash of cleansing hobo fire.
At the time though, Bastardo! was not at his own facilities, and under the control of an ancient computer construct that had implanted itself inside of him. In an accidental move, he and a traveling companion went from the frying pan to the fire, and probably would have been burned to death by dragons had he not (by the constructs instructions) drawn down power from their transportation cube (huge cube, like an office building with no way in) and overloading the thing, causing it to explode and destroy the shadow they had been in.
Moments before the cube detonated, the construct copied itself and buggered away. It is unharmed and residing in a droid body now.
Sorry Tim, Bastardo! is gone. But remember him for the bum he was. And that he took a lot of confused, innocent beings and evil dragons with him in a blinding flash of cleansing hobo fire.
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