Filthy Embarrassment

Oh, man.

Before publishing my last post, I had to look up the lyrics to Mmmbop (although I later ignored the proper spelling of "bu dop doo wop" or whatever). Then I went over to Kathy's cubicle to help her resize a table, at which point the Crying Woman appeared with a bushel of starlight mints and tried to give me one but then delivered it to my desk instead, and I'm afraid she might have wondered why the hell I had a Hanson's fansite lyrics page open on my desktop.

I'm gonna throw myself on my scissors.