One of these days I will learn not to answer the phone within the last 15 minutes of work. It is always a jackass that pisses me off and puts me in a bad mood for the night.
Q. What does one do without a computer?
A. Repeatedly call the place repairing their computer and annoy the hell out of them, making it impossible to actually fix their computer.
If that guys computer didn't already have a dead motherboard, I'd break it myself.