Amish gets WAXED!

Okay, today was my last day of actual class, so Megan called me, so we could go eat lunch in O-town.
So, over chips and salsa, Amish came up in conversation. Not knowing how or why, the subject of waxing Amish came up. Probably about how damned hard it would be, or why anyone would want to do it.
Megan and I got the bright idea that maybe if we wore jeans, he would let us wax his chest. Dialing his cell phone quickly for an answer, we asked, and that hairy man agreed! However, should we back out of the waxing, he gets to have his way with us (which will be just Megan, as I will be quickly re-locating myself somewhere else, for safety reasons) There's no backing out now, and we're all completely serious.
That man is letting us WAX his chest. With a little help from Tim (and possibly Gote-if interested) for writing stipulations (he can't back out after one strip of hair is done-what's the fun in that?) etc, it should be an interesting event.
For all those looking to make quick cash, there will probably be ticket sales and concessions, as this is a once in a lifetime opportunity! (And probably should not be happening in the first place)
It should be a movie: Amish gets WAXED!
Stay tuned for details. This event shall be taking place soooooon! I'll post with further information.