Mem'ry. All alone. Moonlight's invloved.

So yeah.
I found an old recording of the Dr. Demento show (Hey, Nick. Guess who I met at D-Con) and it brought back...
you guessed it...
memories.

Although...I don't think I actually ever played D&D - Advanced or othewise - with any single one of you posers.

Right. Whatever.

Here.




And...

Here.
Friend Darin showed me this one.
I giggled.
Seriously.

For Tim mostly

I know most of you probably aren't into Lost, but this is still pretty funny.

Also I can't believe they released the MGS essentials collection with a PSX disc, although the quality is quite crappy the last few days of my life have been wonderful because of it.

The blog

So what would revitalize this blog. Seriously, I'm not asking that we bring back the glory days of the blog we all know that's not going to happen. However how hard would it seriously be for all of us to put a little more effort into posting more often. Even if it's just one liners. I visit it probably three or four times a day hoping for new post but nothing. So what do you guys think.

Wrestlemania Rostermania
From somethingmania awefulmania dotmania commania...

A fun place to be regardless of what sports dish or clothing item is being won for the season.

Nintendo history

I haven't watched all this, but it promises to be of shameful interest to Nintendo fans.

Wesley's double life

I have updated the Review of Cats.

Also, this screengrab from the first episode of This American Life looks an awful lot like Wesley, I think:

Motherfuckers!

Found a new category for blocked websites at work:



Motherfuckers!

(previously encountered categories: Obscene and tasteless, streaming media, social networking...)

In Memory of Sir Arthur C. Clarke

MYSTERIOUS WORLD (Read in Spooky Wignall voice for maximum enjoy)







This show, along with In Search Of, were the best damn shows ever.

One step closer to graduating

Congratulations,

The Portfolio Review Committee has decided that you are ready to move into the final portfolio class.

Please continue to enhance your demo reel. We would expect to see improvements by week 2 of next quarter. Try to include any new work.

If you would like suggestions for improvements please contact me via phone or e-mail.

-Teacher

Woot.

Man, 2008 is shaping up to be a crappy year...

Now we lost Aurther C. Clark? Okay, so he was 90 at least, but still...

And I still need a Decepticon emblem for my Geo Metro...

Como estas Bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!

I HAVE DECIDED TO SHARE ME IN ALL MY GLORY, WITH YOU PATHETIC INBRED YOKELS.

P.S. Bil I'm pretty sure your gonna regret this.

Hey Everyone!

I am moving to the U.S. with my fiancée in October.
I will miss Brazil, mainly for things like this:

THE METAL MILK SHAKE!



(The first part is basically father telling him that Massacration is no good and that he will get him a good music "teacher"... heheheeee! Priceless!)

Let's see if you get the lyrics!

Well anyways, I´ll be moving to Ft. Lauderdale - FL and I wish to meet you all.
Now is there going to be a reunion fo all of us or something at any given time? There's probably almost 10 years since you guys graduated...

Brazilian Love (with monkeys and Anacondas),

Frisko

C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

As you can tell, I am wasting time as even more cartooning of mine gets rendered.

A video to rival Goathead's:

Italian Translation: Go make it up your @$$hole!

Links

Amusements stumbled upon or suggested by Nodwick.com.

& Teller: Zombies in Vegas, perhaps the basis for Rainbow 6 the third.
Geek flow-chart tracking exposure to D&D.
Prison life for the little guy via Youtube. Great animation.
Stick Fight
Rock out with the shamisen.These guys did the Wii ad song as well.

Ron Paul

Hey everyone! Look at this!



John, your suggestions? email me your review. davidpwells at the gmail

Goathead's future

Sarah found this.

Nostrils

Have you ever thought about how strange they are? These gaping voids in our heads? These passages to the disgusting inner sanctum? They're as creepy and ominous as any comic book orifices leading to the center of the earth and the moles that inhabit it.

Have you ever wondered if your teachers enjoyed watching you squirm during a test? It's the kind of thing we always wonder, but which I wrote off as paranoid fantasy when we were in high school. Well, let me tell you, today when I administered a quiz and saw the panic on students' faces, waves of pleasure coursed through me. The four questions were so simple that you'd be offended if you'd actually read the chapter, but hard to guess if you hadn't (for example, which of the five examples of argument in pop culture did you find the most memorable, and why?). One girl, who has problems showing up regularly, had such a blatant reaction that I had to write down on my notes, ABJECT TERROR. She looked as if I'd just pulled a gun. God, it was great. It was great great great.

Just....No

Whoops. Put stuff up on the wrong blog.


I bought Super Smash Bros Brawl at midnight, along with at least 38 other nerds in front of me and possibly 21 more after me. And let me tell you what:
















Candlejack was not plea

I love this shirt!

I think that we all should go on a trip and wear shirt's that say this!

While I was sleeping

My kitchen sink backed up and flooded my apartment.

Scariest Villain yet created.

Found this today, thought I'd share. I don't think I can top this for master villain. I mean really how to do you beat him. This creative group has many videos up and they are pretty good jabs at rpg characters. Language NSFW.

spring break: For those in iowa.

There's thought and plots for visiting ames that first weekend of spring break. (the 15th and 16th) Tim, Andy, Wes, Amish, going to be around at all? 

Aimed at Tim

There is a reason why we wouldn't do this...I just. Can't. Think of why?

God Hates Me

I have no faith in the U.S. Postal system anymore.


UPDATE: I probably should explain what happened, eh? Basically all the mail that is entitled to me and my roommate has been returned to sender, for reasons unknown. Mind you: this is the THIRD TIME this has happened to me while I have occupied Denver (four years, actually). I watched the mailman today "deliver" mail to our apartment, which involved filling his parcel and walking into our mail area and walking out seconds later. After which, he proceeded to go into his van and sit staring into oblivion for about five minutes and "deliver" other mail.

I went to complain to our post master. The fatass (I imagine him that way) is gone for the week, and the clerk cannot take complaints for some asinine reason.

Hence, whatever faith I had for the USPS has gone down the drain like so much unwanted filth.

I saw this movie in a Blockbuster in St. Paul last weekend.