I Have to Share This Logic

Ralph says:
I want (Nintendo Wii) for the mario/sonic game
David says:
dont waste your time
Ralph says:
well... I lie.... there are other games too
David says:
it hitched a ride on the fail train
Ralph says:
yeah lol not much of a game since it emulates the olympic games... and games like that are as fun as a kick in the balls
David says:
...then why did you want to play it?
David says:
do you like getting kicked in teh balls?!
David says:
I can kick you in the balls. That would save you time and money.

Guess who brought the beer?

I had a dream the other night. I was wandering around town (no idea what town) when I run into Kara, Ali, and a friend from high school. I think to myself: Great they can help me on my quest. Apparently I was on a quest of some sort. I think it had something to do with warcraft (I have an addiction...). At anyrate, we start walking south to where I needed to go. Strangely, everywhere we went was burnt out buildings and creepy hallways. 

Eventually we stop for food in a run down home. That's when Al Roker joined the party, bringing with him beer for the group. 

This is all I remember, but I remember it being very weird... 

Thanksgiving Sampler

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I am sad that I won't be there to collect the lump of carbon that is my portfolio. Enjoy Allison and Kara being in Iowa, though! Without...me, that is.

New dreams.

At least I think it was a dream. It was all pretty realistic and normal, so it was hard to tell. At some point I realized I was dreaming (or at least figured that I might be). So I started telling people that I was dreaming. They gave me the weirdest looks and told me they didn't believe me. If I were sleeping and the whole thing wasn't real, how could they be here talking and interacting with me. ... If not for the fact that I started doing things that were physically impossible just to prove it to them, I might have started to believe them. I'm still questioning reality though. Every time I have a lucid dream, reality and dream start to blur together...

Vidjo games!

No pictures, no links...just words

Yep. Figured I would actually discuss a couple things.

I am back in Iowa December 20th thru January 5th. There should be much to do about nothing.

I have cartooning to do and to have done in the next 6 months. Expect greatness, for I should graduate in June.

Love is dead. And overrated.

Avatar: The Last Airbender, abeit being weaboo, has inspired and continues to inspire me. Great story, bootiful amination...if you have yet to see it, you should invest some time. It is addicting.

I have yet to see an good movies recently because I have not been to movies.

My portfolio should be aquired by Allison and Kara this coming week. Since Andy and Tim have failed to do the most simple of tasked asked of them, I have no choice but to tell the parties responsible for the kidnapping that you have full responsibilities. And with God as my witness, whatever else happens to my portfolio will be reenacted upon the two of you ten folds. Five.

Kara is doing a serious paper on zombies. Yep.

Sears is dumb, but they are paying my rent.

My department head is quitting because he hates us animation kids. But whatever. He wasn't a good head to begin with, and I was not going to shake his hand at graduation because he did DICK for me and my studies except tell me what I could not do and what I could not achieve by avoiding 3d altogether.

The Masons are having their publicly secret initiation rituals this weekend. Old men doing things to feel important.


And thats about it.

Only Three of Us Will Get This Joke

Those three being Nick, Tim, and myself.

Decisions

Super Mario Galaxy or Assassin's Creed?

Who needs Orange Box when you can play Portal online for free?

Y HALO THAR!

Okay. Enough badgering of Wes. An article on surnames. Tim, your ancestors must have been real jerks. Mine must have been whores with deep holes.

Dancing Bacon

Because my post with the bacon-dispenser was a damned repost, I give you: Tranforming, Dancing Bacon! So wonderful, I can't even give you a screenshot of it's beauty.

From Kevin's and Shannon's Halloween party:

This is what happens when you play too much Halo and forget to eat: