Spoiler Alert

No one gets sucker punched in Sucker Punch.

I suggest you watch it. It's like every music-rage fantasy I've ever had. Twice.

Bulletstorm Review

Amish will love it. I thought it was pretty good.

As an Interview to This Interview

Watch This One Last

DONE

Look for the Tear

Will They or Won't They?

Spell Check Yourself

Two Gifts

Dave gave me this nice bologna cup for Christmas:

Amish gave me the finger:

Superfudge and the Dead Turtle

So Japan is going through the I'm-bored-with-this-scenario-so-lets-induce-every-disaster SimCity moment. It's okay, the West Coast of Amurika is getting the plume of the eminent nuclear (nukular) fallout. Possibly.

Then there's this asshole. This morning there were about 6 different pieces that did this idea. Understandably, people deal with tragedies differently. Some people write songs, others paint pictures. To me, I feel this is exploiting the tragedy as some people exploit high school people on their Facebook: the more (number displayed) the better. Pieces like this strike a cord with the largely untalented section of DA who favorite anything that is chibi, deals with Japan, and deals with tragedy. And this person does it.

Am I jealous? Damn straight I am. Exploit whatever you can, when you can! Why am I angry? READ THE ARTIST'S COMMENT. They are angry that the internet *gasp* is full of assholes and insensitive trolls. If the blog has taught me anything, and it has in so many situations, is that the internet is a giant truck of tubes filled with assholes and cats. Logically, it is also full of cat assholes. Being butthurt that the internet doesn't put lotion onto your hurting butt and tell you that it is an amazing thing and prettier than the rest has to be expected, especially if you leave the critiques and comments on a site full of pretentious a-holes. Criticism is also something artists have to learn to deal with and accept, even if it isn't constructive. Also, if you expect a serious critique with logical points for improvement...on the internet... you are either 12 (and don't know what this is) or full of your head, foot, and self.

If case you are wondering, I got reported for agreeing with another comment that it wasn't worth the 10k views hype. The artist reported me for abusive behavior/bullying policies, but I only got a warning. What does this teach me?

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I don't know. I didn't learn a lesson. Butthurt cat assholes is the main ingredient of the internet, I guess. That's a pretty lousy lesson.

This day in the blog 2004

At 12:13 Mau let us know she was blogging from her new place. Dave claimed we couldn't swing by w/out an address. Mel refused to put her address on the interwebs. I drove around all day looking for her new place. I never founds it. Colorado is big.

@ 5:56 PM Andy said Inxay on the Hombre was the single greatest album ever reviewed by Andrew Judge. He asked that others let us know what their favorite albums are. Dave through out a surprise mom joke. Bil refused to participate. Mel liked the soundtrack to Master and Commander: The far side of the world.

Most exciting day ever.

This Day in the Blog 2004

Kevin graciously allowed me to assist with this project. After consideration, I have decided only to leap in occasionally.

2:52: William's vacation is ruined when a coworker inhales toxic fumes and another injures a hip. Kenny is saved from Jesus.

10:26: Dave bemoans the classroom interactions of art school; Ryan warns that Dave may find himself drawing eyes, ears and noses.

10:51: Ryan reviews The Twin Snakes, and the experience of attempting to play The Twin Snakes while being interrupted by Andy and Heather and Kasey, who may have woken up his roommates.

13:22: Ryan questions how pervasive racism is in modern society.

16:35: Tim claims to have shared with Dave's mother and a variety of barnyard animals what little time he spent in bed.

17:45: Andy calls for a restriction on the number of daily posts, cites grrt's "simple charms," threatens to defenestrate Amish's sister.

18:17: Dave searches in vain for photos of TaTU, is aggrieved by a comparison between himself and Boy George.

2nd Post Today: Zombie Related

So years ago I had talked to Tim about making a cheap zombie movie. I'll spare you all the details right now. I am feeling quite refreshed about writing this film. Perhaps some people would like to collaborate with me on this project. I have a pretty good outline of how the movie should play out. I just need help with dialog and more cool ways to kill zombies(that we can actually pull off). Anybody who would like to be involved should enter the project understanding it is intended to be quite silly. I have roles for everybody to play if we went through with this and feel we ALL have skill sets that could make this really happen.

Also I recently purchased two board games. Last Night on Earth(zombie board game) and Pandemic. I think it would be awesome to have a board game night in the near future. No booze just the crew some board or video games and relaxing. Everybody knows they are welcome to stay at my house. Except Ryan he's illiterate.

This day in the blog 2004

The day started of at 10:39 with a link post by Ryan. I particularly enjoy Dhalism's role in this video In shocking fashion Dave made a transformers related comment. Another note about this is that the night before Ryan posted about having problems posting links. I can only assume Andy babied him through this post.


Eight minutes later Ryan would post again to ensure everybody knew his days off for the next month or so. His birthday was amongst these day. He also talked about some video game called Metal Gear. I don't ever recall him talking about this game before but I guess he was excited about it. His then girlfriend belittled him in the comments section. Also a slew of mom jokes were made.

At half past noon Mel let us know she had moved to a quaint little Burgh near Grand Junction, Colorado. I'm not aware of any of the back story as to why she called herself weak minded for this decision.

3:54 PM Goathed let us know how many words were in some historical documents and prayers and the like. He also let us know that there were substantially more words in in the US governments regulations on the sale of cabbage. At the time I am sure this would have shocked me. Unfortunately I am currently working on a simple guide at work that explains the job responsibilities of a floor lead and it is probably more wordy than all of the documents Andy referenced minus the cabbage. Ryan was yet again insulted in the comments.




Then at 5:30 PM drama broke out. Dave made a post about the Mormon's cleanflix bootleg issue. What would follow would be a barrage of insults mostly aimed at Dave. First Ryan poked a friendly jab about Dave's collection of Mormon porn. A minute later Ryan would correct one grammatical mistake with another. Wes would later correct the 2nd mistake. This is when things take a turn for the worse. An anonymous poster would criticize Dave for taking out his pent up frustrations on others. In a separate post anonymous would also insult Dave for having the IQ of a vegetable. Anonymous would end his rant quoting Mark Twain saying "It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt." Dave got the last word by calling out anonymous for his or her unwillingness to share their name with a wink, perhaps implying that he knew the identity of the one who insulted him. Other drama in this comment section would involve Dave insulting Ryan for belittling him, followed by a jab at Ryan's penis size. Ryan apologized for any insult that may have occurred.

Next Wes would post three links to www.turnpikesfilms.com these do not exist any more.

The day would end with a post by Dave entitled DEEP THROAT(and not the porn style either...) In this post Dave would claim that Tim Dicks was anonymous. Anonymous would not admit to this. Claiming anonymous was not always Tim Dicks. A guest claimed we would never know. Bil made the last comments saying he could find out who it was. The identity of anonymous would not be released on this day.

I found this day to be mildly entertaining. The internet argument was slightly depressing but my heart was warmed by all the insults sent at Ryan. Perhaps we need to get him to post here again.

Blog Review

So I just scanned through the first like 3 years of the blog. So it is interesting to see just how much things have and haven't changed. But I have realized one thing I deeply regret. I wish we had done a last supper picture back then only because I would have been a shoe in for Jesus

I also found a post where I correct Dave's grammar.