INSANITY TASTES COCONUTTY

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Holy shit its Leap Year says:
the magic koalas mate under rainbows
Jump, Little Children says:
that is a lie
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
its the ice storms that make it true
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
lookin your handbook
Jump, Little Children says:
If you continue to spout these blasphemies I will be forced to re-shingle your outhouse
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
i think not
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
i have no outhouse
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
so your threat?
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
useless
Jump, Little Children says:
that is a matter of opinion
Jump, Little Children says:
You may have an outhouse, and you may not
Jump, Little Children says:
Only Mr. Clean can decide
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
i just have one question about all that
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
where are your gnomes?
Jump, Little Children says:
okay, that is just cruel
Jump, Little Children says:
You fuck
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
i bet you ...havent seen them today yet have you?!
Jump, Little Children says:
You know damn well that my gnomes were killed in a horrible gang war with the keebler elves
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
..then whos' gnomes did i steal out of your closet?!
Jump, Little Children says:

Jump, Little Children says:
don't tell anyone about them
Jump, Little Children says:
no one knows but you
Jump, Little Children says:
if the leprechauns knew I was cheating on them, they would sprinkle garlic on my earlobes
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
but then again....there isnt enough pancakes in massachusettes
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
so ill just keep it on the downlow
Jump, Little Children says:
that is most wise
Jump, Little Children says:
this conversation should be saved and posted on the blog
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
heheh perhaps
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
i have all these convos saved
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
with dm magic
Jump, Little Children says:
oh, fucking dm magic
Jump, Little Children says:
it is nothing compared to skeleton power
Jump, Little Children says:
I wonder if ghost power is separate from skeleton power
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
yeah ghosts can get eaten and are turned to eyes
Jump, Little Children says:
really?
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
yes really
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
its power pills man
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
its an epidemic
Jump, Little Children says:
skeletons merely collapse into a pile of bones and wait to be reanimated
Jump, Little Children says:
I had a friend who was addicted to power pills
Jump, Little Children says:
he walked around all day making an annoying noise
Jump, Little Children says:
walka-walka-walka-walka-walka
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
those that fight will fall down
and the fallen get back up to fight
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
*the creed of zombies
Jump, Little Children says:
before they fall, do you think they fight for a fall then fall into a fight? or do they fight the fall and fall in the fight?
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
fight-fall :: fall-fight
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
der
Jump, Little Children says:
you can fall into a fight, and you can fight a fall and you can fall in a fight
Jump, Little Children says:
but you can't fall in a fall
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
damn you and your english major
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
just take it as it is
Jump, Little Children says:
you could fight a fight
Jump, Little Children says:
you can fall in the fall
Jump, Little Children says:
and you can fight in the fall
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
ts talkin bout fighting
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
those who fight
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
fall down
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
and the fallen
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
being those who fought
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
get back up to fight
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
and fall
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
to get back up
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
and fight
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
and fall
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
as in get struck down
Jump, Little Children says:
maybe they spring
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
ass
Jump, Little Children says:
how do donkeys play into this?
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
they eat the dismembered parts
Jump, Little Children says:
that must be hell on their acid reflux
Jump, Little Children says:
it plays heck with it
Jump, Little Children says:
I just don't want to be there when someone has to accept the blame
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
war is hell
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
deal with it
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
the donkeys do
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
you should too
Jump, Little Children says:
the donkeys minds are controlled by the republicans
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
no
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
republicans have elephant control
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
donkeys are democrates
Jump, Little Children says:
demycrates
Jump, Little Children says:
the republic can
Jump, Little Children says:
public re can
Jump, Little Children says:
can republic
Jump, Little Children says:
can public re
Jump, Little Children says:
can the public read
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
no
Jump, Little Children says:
it is unequivical
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
thats what she said
Jump, Little Children says:
donkeys are democrates
Jump, Little Children says:
demycrates
Jump, Little Children says:
the republic can
Jump, Little Children says:
public re can
Jump, Little Children says:
can republic
Jump, Little Children says:
can public re
Jump, Little Children says:
can the public read
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
no
Jump, Little Children says:
it is unequivical
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
thats what
Jump, Little Children says:
she said
Jump, Little Children says:
whoops
Jump, Little Children says:
copy and pasting gone awry
Jump, Little Children says:
coconutty
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
its ok
Jump, Little Children says:
is this not a good time for me to ask if you're happy with your long distance provider
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
its not
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
not at all
Jump, Little Children says:
I remember a day when a long distance provider was the guy who catapulted you fifteen miles to the next town
Jump, Little Children says:
so you could pay your rent
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
...what?
Jump, Little Children says:
you can taste the difference
Jump, Little Children says:
insanity tastes coconutty

P.S. You owe monki for bolding services...

SHIT FACED

When all you fucks went out and watched comedians...i got drunk. And chatted with sara. We were alone and drunk cuz NO ONE WAS AROUND. Hope you all are happy.

SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 28TH 11:16 UPDATE

Well I almost got caught twice smuggling Bibles over the communist China boundaries this evening. You all should be happy you can practice religion openly and not get caught. I just wish certain dictatorships around here would lighten up to the Born Again and not kill you for what you practice... And yes, thats a euphamism.

The Power of Me Compels You!

So I was sitting here tonight and suddenly the title of this post popped into my head. I searched the text and found: THIS. I've hardly read any of it, and it doesn't seem to be the most fantastic piece of goofy lit I could find (certainly no JC and the Swingers). But good enough!

And that, gentlemen, is the way the lady bugs have their picnic.

MY JOB ROCKS YOU ALL

Ha ha! I'm at work typin on the blog. Why? Cause I'm not doin anything else! BWA HA HA! I laugh at you all! Watch as I dance around making muchos moneys and typing on blog! hee hee hee

LINKS!

Alright, random watching stuff.
Ghost in the Shell Guy is coming out with new stuff (this info via slashdot)
Innocence
Appleseed

Also amusing story of Mario Brothers flash (via boingboing blog)
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3

I just love Milli Vanili

Way to show those professors who the hell's in charge, Wes. They get uppity if you don't metaphorically beyatch slap them once in a while.

Monday I slept through all my classes, which was definitively uncool because a paper was due and i'd skipped them all the Friday before. I was worried until today when I found out that the paper was spontaneously pushed back until today, another prof kept class stupid because most everyone skipped, and the third prof was home sick. The world really does revolve around me!

I have no weird video to link to this week (yet), so just sort of click at some random space, close your eyes, and imagine ten minutes of something that makes you stupider at the same time as it makes your head spin.

Lay Jill or Jack off?

Best damn true story ever!

Was in line to see the Passion of the Christ. Dmitri already bought his ticket so i was gonna get mine. I was 4th in line to get a ticket. But then the person who went up to the ticket box buys the LAST 8 tickets. *PING* sold out appears on marquis. The other 2 in line get pissy and flabergasted and then the guy in front of me says "Hey assfuck! maybe we wanted to see that movie too!!". The 8 buyer then sez "Thats not very christian like" and is rebuttled with "OH? Well NEITHER IS THIS! *finger*"

I swear people get pissed the fuck or can piss the fuck off. Especially to see Jesus die.

Randomness follows.

Muhaha. I was in class today. Vaguely annoyed at the amount of time I had spent on a programming assignment but happy it was finished, and relatively certain it was correct. Then the professor said something about how many people had issues writing the code, and proceeded to present his version. Which was wrong, as I was quick and amused to point out to him. One professor 0wn3d care of monki...

Watch the trailer. I dunno what they are saying, but it sure looks cool.
CIA gadgets.
Toy Fairs 10 Strangest Products

Damn aliens are responsible for everything weird that's going on around here.

Tim's Chemistry Exam is quite possibly the most entertaining Chemistry-related thing I've ever seen.

I grow increasingly certain that Elftor is secretly written either by or for Dave.

Say. Are there any plans for St. Patricks Day? I know there's generally drunkeness and debauchery in Melrose, and last year was pretty..... Entertaining. SPD falls on a Wednesday this year, but since I've got paid vacation days up the wazoo I figured that I could go for some kind of attempt at self-inflicted liver-failure over a 4 day weekend. Of course you poor saps in college bettering yourselves or whatever the fuck it is you do up there won't be able to make it until the weekend, but why should that spoil my party? I want to figure out what's going on since I'm supposed to be putting in for vacation at least 2 weeks in advance. I guess my supervisor was kind of pissed I took Thursday off at the last minute. I'm not sure, though. I never see the fucker.

I also wasn't sure if we were going to do anything this year after Garret's drunken street rampage vs the Gazebo and the other assorted nonsense I don't really remember the details about.

Hot Diggity Damn!

New update on the imaginary girlfriend front:

www.imaginarygirlfriends.com !

If you've been to my website within the past week, you've probably noticed that my head, apart from being overly large, doesn't shoot you off to a different page when you click it, as it's supposed to. I have no idea how to fix this error, because geocities is unable to save any changes I make to the page. I don't know why.

Last night I stayed up entirely too late looking for websites related to old television shows, and now my head is full of fucking themesongs from the 80s. And now all I want is for the damn music to go away.

Someone should come up with a way for us all to get really rich really easily. That would be a good idea.

Sleep time now.

It puts the lotion on its skin else it gets the hose again.

Roar? Is that some sort of brain fucking inuendo? Not like mind boggling brain fucking, I mean Tim Dix bottle of MD 20/20 drunk brain fornicating.

Trip back blew ass as Ive prolly told a few of you. I have to register for classes sometime online but get this shit--I have to go to the registry office and file online there to get a password then go to a seperate computer and file for my classes. Its damn retarded. They gave us a packet of classes we can take at the registry office but they cant just put us into them...idiots.

Oh and my glasses broke this morning. Same situation as Bil's glasses fiasco--was pushing them up when snap! They broke right on the meetin point of frame/lens so its imdamnfuckingpossible to glue or tape together. Luckily Dmitri loaned me his spare pair. Same perscription but it looks like a brillo pad scraped up the lenz. Ill live but i cant look at direct light else i get a wierd glossy thing.

Bleh. And $3.50 parking rocks my boxxors.

Roar!

Random Flash...

Cows with guns

Swing your arms from side to side!

Mother Bitch. I just lost what I wrote.

Which amounted to:

Was going to go to Chariton this afternoon, but no one's here to drag along. Plus Scrote is supposedly on his way into town (only staying for a little while, the bastard).

Dave--- in Waverly
Goat--- working
Kevin-- Girlfriending until midnight
Wes--- in Grinnell.
Amish-- Dreaming of action movies and naked women, probably together.

So maybe when Wells gets back to town (supposedly at 5, although that will give him about four minutes or so to visit Rousseau) we can head to Charition. Bil, if you become desperately bored in Chariton, call me and we will do something slightly less boring. Maybe Ottumwaing. Or something.

Bil: Merry Birthdaymas. Maybe if you"re reeeeeeeally lucky Birthday Clause will bring you another birthday cake in the form of a Three Musketeers bar jammed full of candles.

About this weekend: I should be back Friday evening. I considered leaving to come back here Saturday due to homework, etc, but since Wells is allegedly going to be in town I'll most likely be staying till Sunday. So, Wes, if you're still ilnterested in going down for the nightand need to find an option other than Devi(or o?)n's car, consider Scrote. He's going to Albia for one night as well, so if you're interested in that, try to leave a comment on this message tonight before 8:30 or so (when Scrote goes to bed) and I could send you his number, or call him, or something.

Anyone seen Wells yet?

two five

It's my birthday.

Hooray.

...s'all I got.

No, theres a difference between 'artistic' and 'dangerously insane'.

Well, this weeks episode is called "Goathead Gets a Job"

Yeah, its entry-level so I'm a little dissipointed about that, but it pays well. Plus, it appeared as though I'm going to be payed for sitting in front of a computer, leaning back in my chair, and chatting with the person in the next cubicle. Because thats all anyone was doing during my visit.

No, I'm just kidding, there were people on the phone too. Probably talking about loans and interest rates and other mind-numbing topics. How much is freedom and the creative spark worth again?

I'll be working at Wells Fargo Financial in downtown Des Moines for a while, so if anyone wonders why I'm not in Albia....the answer lies in the blog. Its a good thing I got this job, because I was beginning to consider looking overseas for employment. And since Americans are now hated in all four corners of the world, this is probably safer.

Your problem is too much dumbass in your diet.

Ill be home either wednesday nite or thursday morning..weather permitting. In case no one knew about it. Bil and Tim and whoever--before we do our celebratory boozing, I need to hammer down a script for the 1st episode of a FOES cartoon with yall. Im doing a proposal for a TV show in a class and the teacher wants a pilot episode. I would do it myself but Im not funny solo. Besides if I were to make an episode entirely thered be goth girls and donkeys and....you could imagine. And if you really CAN imagine...i fear you. Ill make a rough script of some sort so we arent just doing "You dumbass" jokes or havin Tim slip on banana peels while bil sez "heh" and myself hunting asian gothy cheerleaders while andy transverses in and out of conciousness with booze. But plenty of Dumbass Amish jokes.

Elsewize, any idears what to do? Most of you will only see me Friday and Saturday.

A present for Bil...

Bil you should enjoy this at least. Its a song called beautiful doctor. Its Marilyn Manson vs. Doctor Who. Done by in4ed rydng hüd (infrared riding hood for you of the less 1337 inclined).
Here is the song.
And here is the in4ed rydng hüd main page.
And here is the in4ed rydng hüd myoozik page.
enjoy...

Tech Support

My friend Robert has a question about javascripting. Not a particulaur question but getting something to function. Ill let him explain:

Robert:
I am building an order form through javascript and sending that information to an iframe. for some reason I am unable to get the information to display eventhough it displays all the variables in the url. I have the file if you wish for me to send it.

you can reach me at robertwygle@hotmail.com

Table of 35? No problem!

Ugh, tonight was just concrete proof that stupid people reproduce expontentially.
There was a group that came in tonight, just a little church group gathering.
Those lying bastards.
10 large pizzas, 8 2-liters and 35 people later...the truth comes out. This was no church group. It was hordes of demon-spawn. However, I did make $18 from them. (Of which I had to split, alas) But, the night wasn't too horrible. Probably not even a close second to the booze fest, er, party of last evening. Hope all had fun.
Wes & Bil: happy birthday

Im goin over the border to get french fries and gravy....

Watching Super Troopers for the 3rd time this last 2 days. This movie is cool as shit.
...ok shits not THAT cool..but you know what I mean.

Oh and this will destroy any cow reference we will ever do.


Off to watch the movie. YOU FUCKERS!

It is possible that the Amish are on to something.

As much as I am loathe to return to Grinnell on the first anniverary of my towing, I'll do it for Wes. And it is all made possible by the gullible...er....wonderful Kelly! Thanks Kelly!

Tim: Please define "lesser English people".

Dave: As usual, I fear for your sanity.

Wes: Happy Birthday, I look forward to getting your ass drunk.

Bil & Karl: Thanks for the offer of a ride, I hope I can get my sorry behind there by a decent time.

And away I go!

The Math is Simple...Babies + Television = Television

Instant gratification. Dmitri is watching "Grey's Anatomy" --a movie that is about people's stories about their eyes. Its messed up. Apparently Dmitri, my roomie, and his bro were out fishing and his bro somehow got his fishing hook stuck in his eyelid after a bad cast. So they went to the doctor's office and the eyelid was badly ripped out...so they had to replace it with other skin....and the only skin that is of the same consistancy is from the penis. Everything is ok now..cept hes a little Cock eyed. LOL! Tell that story to amish. He'll love it.

In other news...an asian girl here is hittin on me. Shes my roomies ex and apparently all the stuff shes doin to me she did with him. Shes a nutorious flirty girl too so im unsure of what is happening. Think asian michelle with jaime personality. Yeah. Thats what. BUt shes major into Kevin smith and my brand of humor. Plus she wants my junk. I have a japanese cargo ship she wants. You sick fuck. I had no sexual inuendos and yet you think I do. I thought better of you all! PISH POSH!

WE WILL ALL HAVE MUTANT POWERS SOON!! TRUST ME!

If all goes well Ill have money back from the government and be able to buy a GBA to play FFCC with the square folks.Then....and reguardless of money....Im going to drive. Like across 2 states. And drive back. 2 states. And one of those is IOWA. HINT HINT. DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM.

Party info (birthday, not Communist) and Scrote (goofy bastard, not body part)

I talked to the sainted Scrote this afternoon and he's in for Friday, but he doesn't know what time he'll get off work. Probably after four, at least. So Wes: it'd be handy if I had some info to give him on your area of campus, maybe a room number or street name or something (best I could do was tell him it's in a basement all the way at the end of the row of buildings on the street on which you used to live). Name of anywhere else we might be would be good too (like the $21 bar). Main problem is he doesn't have a cell phone, and my knowledge of smoke signals is a little rusty.

Crystal Chronicles finally out...holy damn. I do not have a GBA but I would definitely like to see this game. So Bil, if you do bring your cube for a demonstration before everything really gets underway, I'd be up for drooling. By the way, anyone have any idea yet on when they're going to be in Grinnell? I'm thinking a little before food time, but if anyone's going to show up earlier, I might as well.

College is crapilicious lately. I'm dealing with religion, philosophy, and lesser English people now instead of the writers, so in other words I often find myself repressing the urge to gut someone. My tech writing prof is fifty, short, fat, and ignorant of everything except probably nasty perfume and ways to piss students off. I wrote up a parking manual for a theoretical exercies, and she found my information faulty because she was "pretty sure" she found contrary information "somewhere online." And that was it. Even when I printed the damned information off and showed it to her, fighting to keep myself from using it to papercut her damn jugular (see: The Adventures of Pete and Pete).

The religion guy is cool, very smart, and the philosophy guy is likable but annoying. His knowledge of English is often a little quirky (as in the wordings of tests and quizzes).

Too bad the Mish has to work. We should hold some sort of encore party in Albia at some point.

That's it for now.

I'd really like to figure out what exactly is going on this weekend before it actually is the weekend.

What / who / where / when?

B-day Thing for me and Wes / Me, Wes, Karl?, Amish?, Tim?, ???? / Grinnel / ????

I have things that must be done before going and I need to know if I have to cram it all in before work tomorrow and Thursday or if I'm going to have some time on Friday to do things. And is it going to be overnight? Who all is driving up? Do I need to bring anything?

ANSWERS. I REQUIRE THEM POSTHASTE. COMMENT.

Addendum:

Ok, so I talked to Karl. He said he's gonna drive me and him up to Grinnel. We're planning on going up sometime Friday and coming back sometime Saturday. So... That's the plan.

Anyone else from the A-Town area that is going that wants a ride is welcome to hitch a ride if they wish. We could fit two more people in the car pretty easily. You know where the comment link is...

re: Bringing things: What about systems? Controllers? Games?

Speaking of games, I just got Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles, and holy shit is it beautiful I can safely say that this game will be fun as hell multiplayer. However, for multiplayer each person needs a GBA. You all have one of those, right? Because I personally side with Gabe's last two posts on this page on that subject.

Robots that are dancing, glorious day!

Dancing Robots!

Chupa cabra!

Well, its only Tuesday and yet in lecture I've heard both that defecating is a straight forward process, and about chupa cabra. . . And I'm paying to hear this?
However, I did stumble upon a link that is some-what entertaining, some of the things are just funny to look at, and I'm sure that they could be useful for site decorating. There's even a specific one just of aliens. (Tim)
Other than that, its time to see what this day holds...*shudder*

Neip Grawna Ninny Bamb?

Big sucky day here at Colorado. I was supposed to be helpin to build a bridge/structure/pileoshit with this Aaron kid but he was not at home when i went to his place even though he said otherwize. Hes a model painting fool so he's done everything as far as building and constructing and painting and every which way to Louis but all I did was get us on a team and create the design of the thing and the theme to it. So i walked from the college to his apartment 20 minutes from the school and he wasnt even home. I left after he did from our last class and he STILL wasnt even there. The bum.

So anyways, Im here waiting on my last class for Monday with no sleep in the future cuz I have to be up at 730 for the boring class with the hot 28 yr old teacher. Theres these two girls in front of my seat and theyre doctoring their senior pics using Adobe. They look fenominal (sic) in their pics but in real life they are ugly ...well the one i see at least. She has tattoos all over her back and lower abdomen front (HO MI NA) and the fact she had black hair in her pic is drivin me mad.

Other news now....Heard that theres a Smash Bros. Clone on the SNES roms out there. I was gonna check it out after I did this post to see if its true. In my last class I got into an arguement on SSBM and how Jigglypuff and Game&Watch have instant kill moves (other guy sez its a lie). As well I had to hear about 30 useless reports that I knew about already (Dragon Ball, Nintendo, Stan Lee, the Simpsons, Warhol, get the idea). Plus the report I was working late last nite and early this morning isn't working on the school computers (ie FUCK POWERPOINT). This blows. The school is so intuned to using computers and the fucking things dont cross compat with each one side of the school or the other. Its stupid as hell. They can blow 3 million on new computers but they make us pay for parking. ITs a rip off.

And theres an anti-mormon march that a roomie wanted me to go be Pro Mormon with. Fuck. No. Ill be on the other side. The fucking hampster launchers are tryin to get a new church down here and to get an entire city block in their favor. It wont pass. The fucknuts in SLC are losing their battle to brainwash us so they have to call their own lil bases of control. Losers. I hope they arent right about the whole scheme of things...I might be goin to a very warm place soon if thats true.

so this is what it would be like to play a Mario game on acid...

Super Mario Blitz

That's some pretty masterful work in Flash though, well above and beyond most of the video-game related crap at Newgrounds and the like. Plus the song kicks ass. Too bad I can't seem to download it from OCR.

Those pigs are goin through hell...and my tastebuds are goin to Heaven!

The Most Recent Wacky Mildly Disturbing, Yet Somewhat Funny Link

It's fruity, be ye warned. One of the people up here made me watch it.

This is not a Rebel song

Killing people is bad...unless you're killing ENGLISH people.


Since we have been totally bombarded with political news and coverage of the Democratic election lately, I was wondering what everyones thoughts are; concerning any of the various issues being discussed.

I'm pretty dissipointed that John Edwards didn't do better. Kerry seems like an okay candidate, but I was pretty excited about Edwards. Unlike Kerry, Edwards is a self-made millionaire who comes from a middle-class background. I think his father was a supervisor at a factory of some sort. While that might not always mean much; he also seems like a really nice guy, with very genuine concern for the welfare of the American people.

I suppose what many voters are concerned with is the 'asswhippin Bush' ability of the candidates. I would really like to see Bush (who's approval rating is down to 48% last I checked) get completely shithammered in the next election. Of course, we need to be on the lookout, cause that bitch is tricksie, he is. If he can't buy or steal this election it wouldn't surprise me if we just 'happen' to declare war on someone before his bitch-ass is deposed. (During an official war there are no presidential seat-changes)

If Bush is re-elected I will be relocating myself to Ireland where I plan to join the IRA in their struggles to unify Ireland. I figure; if he has another four years to locate a country to bomb we'll all get drafted anyway and I might as well choose which particular people I will be murdering.

COLORADO: In elven toungue, it means COLOR A (hair)DO

I feel sorry for you all and yer battles with the elvin invading forces. Here a mile high seems like it gives out heavy doses of solid ass kicking. It snowed 3 inches wed thur and friday...but today we got 50 degree weather and the place has become a giant KG Koolie. The goths came back today to talk about the drama of their room. Then Anime Girl had a breakdown in the kitchen. THEN I got to eat Chinese food for free. Life is peachy as fuck now. Sorry about yer car bil. However, the Weed Wagon? Its squeaking when I turn it to the left. Someone ask amish if thats bad. I think it is. ERrgh. OH GO TO MY SITE! I got some new shit on there.

What else...oh....only a week or two. Trust me.

If things work right....Bil and Wes might get a badass party.

Plus i still hate the hampster losing mormon.

I'm making love to a machine from the 80s!

Holy crap, we're on a Nintendo rampage up here in Cedar Falls. And by Nintendo, I don't mean your fancy humdingers with their nuclear cores and their sculpted controllers and their video games that look like widdle CDs, I'm talkin 8-bit rectangle controller original NES action! Hot damn. So far we've blazed like madmen through the original Mario, and Mario III, and I'm a Tetris machine with a high score of something like 270k.

And now, thanks to the magic of Amazon.com, Mario 2, Rampage, and the original Metal Gear are all speeding toward me through the mail!

Wicka chow!

I think I'm cursed when it comes to cars. Let's look at my car history here:

First car was a 1986 Chevrolet Cavalier. My uncle sold it to me. Turns out he hadn't had an oil change in 6 years. The engine seized up after I'd had it for 2 years (I did have the oil changed, but there was a leak and I didn't check oil levels very often). It needed to be junked.

Second car was a Toyota Celica. I don't remember the year. It had a lot of wacky problems involving the battery. The car would randomly be dead the next morning, or the battery would cut out for no reason all the time. Ended up selling it to Karl's family, but it was basically a junker.

Third car was the Bilmobile, the '77 Grand Prix. I still own it, technically, and nothing major is wrong with it. Other than I can't seem to sell it and it's costing me $86 in liscensing fees a year. Sits at my dad's house and hasn't been started in 2 years. I may have to junk it just to get rid of it.

And now, my '97 Cavalier has started to begin it's downward spiral. Sure, it starts off small, the plastic guard on the drivers-side seatbelt. Meh, who cares. Then the squirty bit of the windshield wipers stopped working. That's not so cool, but it's not really major. Yesterday I got to spend 2 hours in the cold darkness trying to close my door. That just fucking sucked. Finally took care of it just now, (latch was stuck down, and slamming it a few times just jammed it into a worse position) but I can tell it's starting a trend.

I won't even bring up the time I tried to drive Karl's car to Des Moines. (again with people not checking the oil before I use the car!) Fuck vehicles. Fuck them right in their tailpipe.

On the other hand, I'm going to drive said vehicle into Albia right now. Probably am going to head to Ottumwa so I can buy some things. If anyone sees this and wants to join me or something, you have my cellphone number.

While I was outside, I noticed the Elvish ground forces are being systematically eradicated by trillions precision of blasts from "the Death Sun." Hooray for the solar imperialists and their superior technology! Elvish holocaust ahoy!

agreement

I am totally in agreement with Andy on this one.
I say we form some sort of Anti-Freezing-Elves campain and set off to destroy the lot of them.


Bil : as for color you can just put me down in some form of white or grey. I am not picky in the least.

And if it would be possible, I would be interested in coming to the Super-Party of the aging ones Bil and Wes, so if somebody would post date and times, i would appricate it.

Need: One flamethrower, to thwart evil elven world-domination plot.

My toes have turned the shade of plums. My car looks like it took a trip in the abominable snowmans rectum. Theres only a half a bottle of whiskey left and I'm running out of grapefruit.

Please mail me a flamethrower ASAP. I must stop the relentless horde of tiny, white, elven paratroopers. They seem to be weak against all forms of heat, but there are freaking BILLIONS of the little bastards.

Right now they are concentrating their attacks on all forms of land-based transportation. I attempted to drive to Des Moines and travel was nearly impossible. I got about halway there when I came upon a seven car pileup. The elves had caused the vehicles to collide into one another!

I feel that our only chance to stop them is to send out flame-troops and drop napalm from above. That should melt any hopes those little pricks might have for taking over the world! But we must act quickly. As we speak, legions of them are pileing up outside my door! They may be small, but they are at least a foot deep. When you come in direct contact with them they attempt to freeze your skin! Sneaky little fucks! They look so innocent, but don't be fooled! They are vicious!

Improper Dancing in the Middle of the Street!

Im beginning to get my hatred back for people. The pot smokin neighbors have been fighting for the last two days and the best insult they can come up with for each other involves this mad lib: "You (ing word with fuck) (word that sounds like itch but with a b)." This happens like 3 times an hour (just now!) Jo is gettin afuckinoying cuz 1)he let his hampster run away in our apt 2)hes snoopin on my computer's history path 3)hes been fightin wiht Kari Paxton on my MSN when im not around 4)ive had viruses when he gets thru on here 5)hes figured out how to bipass passwords on my computer ....the fucking bitch 6)RAP IS FUCKING SATAN JIZZ 7) MORMON. Just MORMON. Oh and im broke cuz JOE EATS ALL MY FOOD AND IM FORCED TO GO GET GROCERIES CUZ HE WASTES MY FOOD YET LABELS ALL HIS. the fucking mormon prick. Just terrible terrible things. Oh and yes....Im goin to the Mormon square and wearin anti Mormon shit this summer. My life goal now isnt to be a cartoonist...but to be banished from the land of Utah under punishment of DEATH! Like that one guy was banished from Rohan. Wormtongue is cool..i saw a movie he was in with some sorta killing maching robot, cept he had dreadlocks and claws. Insane. Put people are evil as hell. I think im goin to get a job at Popeye's chicken cuz its close and i need money...but only temporary. Itll solve my food problem and let me get pissy about fat fucks.


Anywho...2 weeks. Trust me.

UPDATE: Holy Crap. Lions! Tours

Lets play soccer with a bowling ball! Barefoot!

The next time someone suggests to go sledding at 8:30 at night, instead of agreeing, I'm going to take them to seek medical attention...Although fun, it was bitter cold, and I ended up with bruises on my back that would make me think I lived in a trailer with my alcoholic husband somewhere in Alabama...
Bil- use some form of red I suppose. I don't really care. Surprise me. And as far as links go, I really have no interesting links to post, however, when I do, they'll be up. Argh...Time to go to another mind-numbing class....
Sometimes, I wish I had Amish's classes.....Blah blah Chevy...blah blah car fixin'....blah blah head gasket....and so on and so forth....Oh well...

Kenya, believe it! (free snorkle with every visit)

monki, you are teh man. I bow before your html skillz.

I did tweak a thing or two (and took out the now-redundant CSS divs for the linklist/titlebar). Tim's got a different color since his was indistinguishable from the BG color, and I paled Andy's color down so it contrasts against the text a little better... Other than that we just need Kellyn's color choice and Karl if he ever posts. Other than that, this looks pretty damn good. Kellyn! Just tell me like "orange" or "purple" or "red" or something and I can use teh colorschemer. It will not be painful at all, I promise. You are also the only one that does not have any links pimped out...

Oh, and from the people that brought you "Badgers," I give you... Kenya!

Big American Party!!! - Colors! - Copyleft? (consolidation)

I had 3 posts in a row. So I yanked them and consolidate into one, so it would seem less ridiculous...

Big American Party!!!

Hey, Bil/Me = birthday party wantin. I was thinking here in Grinnell, on Mr. Friday Febuary 13. I can provide sleeping accomodations, drinks, and hopefully entertainment in general. Thoughts?

P.S. If somebody could inform the Amish fellow it would be much appreciated...

Colors!

I'm trying to make them the way Novo said he wanted them. I hope anyway, let me know. I can't seem to get the novo version to be anything other than white though. Not sure why... I'll keep poking at it...

Edit: I think its fixed...

Edit^2: Yep, now to look at homework or something. Enjoy...

Copyleft?

Hmm. Stumbled upon some amazingly interesting stuff today. Ways to give up some, but not all of your copyrights. Which leads to music that is fileshare legal, free online books, and other hot shit.

Its all stems from a setup at http://www.creativecommons.org, so check it out.

Also there is a record label based on this, that allows you to listen to all the music before you buy it, and if you want to buy it you set the price($5-$18). Its pretty amazing, and amusing.
Artists get 50% of each sale too. Pretty sweet I must say.
Check it out at http://www.magnatune.com

Chick a chunk. <-- *shrug*

Any comments on the new colors? (besides bil)
I hope they'll work cause they form something akin to a cohesive whole, whether we do or not...

Garlic-infused inspiration

I'm sorry to hear some of you are having a rough time with higher learning; I know back when I was in college, I got plenty frustrated. Do not fear, however! Your labors will be rewarded. After toiling long hours and working your poor, alcohol-starved, braincells to their very limits, you will emerge victorious, collect your diploma, humbly accept congratulations from various family and friends..and then, the real reward. You can begin your exciting career as Stock Boy, or Master of the Custodial Arts. Or, maybe, if you're as lucky as I. You might even be proud enough to call yourself Pizza Delivery Driver! Now, if that doesn't put an extra spring in your step, I don't know what will.

You call that a term paper?

Ugh...I agree with Tim...
There's not much words I can use to describe these last few days. My only comment is: procrastination brings instant gratification.
Its true...very true..

Colors?

I decided the colors were getting a bit out of hand so I took matters in to my own hands. I picked colors that matched with the background, via colorschemer. The background is #778899 if it matters. Then of the colors that fit I tried to give the closest match to whatever people requested, while making them as easily differentiated as possible. I probably could change it back, but I assure you it will look better this way.
P.S. I didn't change novo's color, but it looks ok...
That is all for now...

The streets will flow. Oh yes. They will flow.

Ug. The fucking fuck fuck!

I tried to write about what's really pissing me off but wasn't really working out, and..that about summarizes it any way.

eh?

heh. Techno song featuring a rant by Warren Ellis

Grumble. I'm trying to take a couple game related online courses. One on game design and one on graphic programming stuff. These in addition to my other classes. I guess I'm a glutton for punishment...

I just bought Max Payne too. It makes me want to play it. Calling ever so unsoftly to me to caress its bullettimekillingness. <- Thats a yum yum...

back to work.

Chicken and beer! DOOP E DOO!

Did someone say something about a mormon movie?! What will Kitty think?!

Remember, there are no dumb questions.

Yes, you. In the back. The retard with the dumb question.

I wasn't going to implement the changes I've been making to the blog until I was finished... But fuck it. Why should it languish in my testblog? I decided to make the memberlist thing into a sort of linklist. Any links you all want over there just list them. Also you might notice that my name is a different color. Well, that's just because I don't know what color you want yours to be. Take a look at this page and give me the color name and the color code. (just leave a comment) and I'll change it on the next update. No black, no dark blues or purples. Light colors work best, just remember that black text has to show up on it. Eventually, the title field on each post will correspond to the poster's color, but I still haven't figured out quite how I'm going to implement that. Oh yeah, we have a title field now. No links in the title field. Other than that, feel free to go crazy.

Regarding Smash Bros, you need to unleash teh Sheik on them Dave. She's really the only one that can hang with Marth and can blitz up Fox/Falco. And just school them on Bowser's Castle in Double Dash. Sheesh.

Oh, and let's have no more of that 'posting comments as other people' thing.

Oh boy. Busy since Ive last posted on here. Been doin drawing stuff and BSing reports.... Heres a lil quimm i picked up too. Theyre starting D&D on saturday nites here. I buckled and im doin it cuz all my posse here is into it. Its coool as hell. Im jumpin in next time with a story sayin i was locked in this keep that the last group seiged and killed a wizard in. Its tight as hell cuz ill be the only human playing. Boy I sound nerdy.

In other news, I womped a group of eight people in Smash Bros with the power of Bowser, Zelda, and G&W. The worst part was that 4 of these perps played as either Link or Falco/Fox. But the Cube owner, Jason, played as Field Marshall Marth with an iron fist. That was my only real challenge. Oh, and no one knew of the destructive power of the Ice Climbers and Jgglypff. They all bowed to me... until we started playin Mario Kart. Then i got my ass womped...like usual.

Oh well. I must rest now...im gonna turn into a pumpkin real soon. A rotting pumpkin.

Fear the home shopping network...

The Book of Mormon Movie!