Monday, September 27, 2010
Sunday, September 26, 2010
supernatural collective nouns
I don't know how long this has been around the internet, but this listing of supernatural collective nouns is pretty great:
Warthog Antics
I have noticed this as well, but it took me about 20 minutes of me in the gunner seat and the computer just lollyjacking around before I took an initiative.
Thursday, September 23, 2010
Ninja tea-time in Marengo
I still have somebody's small black notebook, pen, and phone charger. If the owner would like them back anytime soon, let me know your address and I will send them to you via the slow type of mail.
In other news, if anybody is thinking of visiting again in the near future, you should probably hold off. I am officially house hunting and will hopefully be purchasing a home within the next 3.5 months. I'm sure there will be a house party once this occurs, and you will all be invited because we all know there is really only one way to make sure the toilets work well (The reason Amish was not excluded). If anyone is curious, I will be looking for houses mainly in Marengo as it has to be in a pre-defined rural area, set as such by the USDA.
I believe my laundry has finished. Yay clean towels!
I recently bought an Xbox...that's right a regular xbox. The only game I have is Ninja Gaiden. I've almost beat it and I started on Hard. Too bad no stores around here still carry Xbox games and especially too bad that no resale stores have Ninja Gaiden Black. That game was AMAZING(ly difficult).
I just read "The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul" by Douglas Adams. It was a quick and entertaining read, although not nearly as good (or as long) as Hitchhiker's Guide. There is a passage that I particularly liked. The character is speaking of a girl spouting out yeseterday's stock market prices continuously and the discussion is about the impossible and the improbable. Listen.
"The idea that she is somehow receiving yesterday's stock market prices apparently out of thin air is merely impossible, and therefore must be the case, because the idea that she is maintaining an immensely complex and laborious hoax of no benefit to herself is hopelessly improbable. The first idea merely supposes that there is something we don't know about, and God knows there are enough of those. The second, however, runs contrary to something fundamental and human which we do know about. We should therefore be very suspicious of it and all its specious rationality."
Oye como va
In other news, if anybody is thinking of visiting again in the near future, you should probably hold off. I am officially house hunting and will hopefully be purchasing a home within the next 3.5 months. I'm sure there will be a house party once this occurs, and you will all be invited because we all know there is really only one way to make sure the toilets work well (The reason Amish was not excluded). If anyone is curious, I will be looking for houses mainly in Marengo as it has to be in a pre-defined rural area, set as such by the USDA.
I believe my laundry has finished. Yay clean towels!
I recently bought an Xbox...that's right a regular xbox. The only game I have is Ninja Gaiden. I've almost beat it and I started on Hard. Too bad no stores around here still carry Xbox games and especially too bad that no resale stores have Ninja Gaiden Black. That game was AMAZING(ly difficult).
I just read "The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul" by Douglas Adams. It was a quick and entertaining read, although not nearly as good (or as long) as Hitchhiker's Guide. There is a passage that I particularly liked. The character is speaking of a girl spouting out yeseterday's stock market prices continuously and the discussion is about the impossible and the improbable. Listen.
"The idea that she is somehow receiving yesterday's stock market prices apparently out of thin air is merely impossible, and therefore must be the case, because the idea that she is maintaining an immensely complex and laborious hoax of no benefit to herself is hopelessly improbable. The first idea merely supposes that there is something we don't know about, and God knows there are enough of those. The second, however, runs contrary to something fundamental and human which we do know about. We should therefore be very suspicious of it and all its specious rationality."
Oye como va
Wednesday, September 22, 2010
Monday, September 20, 2010
Sunday, September 19, 2010
Saturday, September 18, 2010
Wednesday, September 15, 2010
Halo Reach
In a few hours I will be getting my teeth pulled.
BUT BEFORE THAT. I popped in Halo Reach, but note that I do not own this copy as one of my coworkers is currently moving and cannot play it.
I am enjoying the game ~EXCEPT~
Whilst playing multiplayer. Apparently you can only be Elites on a very small smidgeon of the online modes. And even then, NOBODY WANTS YOU AS AN ELITE. And they will boot you, as they did to me three different times.
Fuck that.
BUT BEFORE THAT. I popped in Halo Reach, but note that I do not own this copy as one of my coworkers is currently moving and cannot play it.
I am enjoying the game ~EXCEPT~
Whilst playing multiplayer. Apparently you can only be Elites on a very small smidgeon of the online modes. And even then, NOBODY WANTS YOU AS AN ELITE. And they will boot you, as they did to me three different times.
Fuck that.
Sunday, September 12, 2010
Fact or Fiction?
Albian I ran into: What ever happened to Tim Dicks?
Me: He's, well, dead.
Albian: What?! When? What happened?
Me: Back in 2006, he got into that whole masturbating while hanging yourself phase and went a bit too far.
Albian: ...what.
Me: Yeah. It was a shame. It turns out you really do lose all bowel control if you hang yourself. I was the one who found him.
Albian: Oh my god...
Me: Yeah. I've never seen so much stanking stool in my entire life.
Albian: I am done with this conversation.
This was when she turned into a jet. Moments later, Sega Genesis games rained from the sky.
Friday, September 10, 2010
Enlightenment in a can
"Howdy folks! Just wanted to let you know I'm a gonna burn me one of them sand nigger bibles! Yessir, I'm gonna burn one cause up in New York City, right on top of where the bodies of the victims of 9/11 lay, a bunch of sand niggers are gonna build themselves a gaul darned sand nigger church!"
If you were wondering how many times I plan to write sand nigger in this blog post . . . well, that was the last time.
Do you suppose its just a coincidence that all of this is happening a few months before an election?
Kids in TV land, you're being duped!
And hey! You tell that tyrannasaurus rex that elliot smith may have been a fucking bafoon, but he wrote some damn good music!
Stop, stop! Do not speak!
The ultimate truth is not even to think.
--The Buddha
If you were wondering how many times I plan to write sand nigger in this blog post . . . well, that was the last time.
Do you suppose its just a coincidence that all of this is happening a few months before an election?
Kids in TV land, you're being duped!
And hey! You tell that tyrannasaurus rex that elliot smith may have been a fucking bafoon, but he wrote some damn good music!
Stop, stop! Do not speak!
The ultimate truth is not even to think.
--The Buddha
Wednesday, September 08, 2010
Oh Lawdy
I have to get my wisdom teeth removed. I am not happy about this idea, but the pain I am experiencing requires it to be done. My anti-luck, however, is making the oral surgeon NOT answer their phone thus prolonging my suffering.
Also, the first dental office I visited priced my mouth repairs at $6012. Redamndicklovingless.
Halloween should be pretty damn cool this year, that is if we all stick to our plan. You heard the plan, right? Andy: we need a winged monkey.
GOOD NEWS EVERYONE! I get my teeth pulled Wednesday, instead of near Halloween.
Thursday, September 02, 2010
To those of you I haven't made contact with. My grandfather died this morning. There will be a service on Sat. @ 2:00PM. I know it would mean alot to my grandma to see you guys there. If you cannot make it I completely understand. If you would like to go give me a call and I'll let you know the details.
